no one is as honest and candid as my students. whatever they feel like saying, even if thier thoughts are not quite clear, they blurt out...
*my lola wants to give lolo a pump to make him stand. (the lolo is confined in a hospital, and the bed has to be pumped to lift him to a sitting position)
*daddy has a big mole in his pwet! this big, teacher! (and she demonstrates, using my backside)
*teacher, your milk is smaller than mommy. (she means my mammary glands. i felt insecure for a week!)
*my mommy cannot come to the fellowship, she has a big pimple on her face kasi.
*loving, loving si mommy and daddy, kaya may baby brother na ako sa tummy ni mommy!
*teacher, mommy said daddy needs viagra medicine kasi he's sick. (she heard the word viagra, her mom said it was medicine for daddies. so, when her dad got sick...)
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