Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why is there a single shoe or slipper lying in the middle of the street?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."
only in Vietnam:
How do motorbike taxi drivers manage to sleep on their parked motorbikes?
Why are pyjamas so fasionable all the time, everytime, everywhere?
Why do men have such long thumb / pinky nails?
Why do adults wear helmets and children use only mosquito netting?
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